Everyone has seen dogs sniffing out each other's assholes. But do you know why dogs are sniffing out each other's assholes?

Well, it happened like this:

Many, many years ago when dogs were still ruling the world, the dog president called for a major assembly for all dogs.
They wanted to discuss new laws for dog interaction in the dog society.
For hygienic reasons, each dog had to deposit its asshole at the wardrobe.
Now it so happened that while the dogs were hotly debating, a tornado blew right through the wardrobe and mixed up all the assholes.
Panic spread through the dog community like wildfire and in the rush every dog just grabbed the next best asshole it could get its paws on.
Ever since then dogs, are still looking for their own asshole and therefore sniff out every other dog's ass. Given the magnitude of the disaster not many will ever find their own. The few lucky ones can be easily recognized as the ones which sniff at their own assholes to check if it is still there and occasionally licking their balls.

The moral of the story :
He who loses his ass loses world dominance (some people wouldn't even find their asses even if a huge bell were hanging from it).

i got this from a site which i think is cool..wla lang. :p

End of the World!:o

Just wtched a movie called The Day After Tomorrow, and it kinda freaked me out cause its like end of the world..gawd it was scary! hurricanes, tornadoes, ice age, can't beliv how they shoot that!
Some screenshots:
(no way!)
The Capitol Records building in Hollywood is torn apart..
{sheesh, wat if that happend to us fo' real?!)
New York city gets flooded!

"Give me you tired, your poor, your waterlogged..." (hahah!)
we were suppose to watch troy but it was not showing sa podium, cause dun kme nag watch eh. and they only had 2 cinemas, and the showing was only shrek 2 and the day aftr tomorrow, i was with my dad and he ddnt lyk shrek so he insisted to watch the day aftr tomorrow instead. It was cool though, it look like real! ;p sam was real brave plus his dad. and then i met maxene magalona, she was taller than i expected!

she looks so sweet noh? hehe :)

Hapi ending! :D

There's a movie that ate my heart out...its Jersey girl..aww..., watched it too..hehe :p

that story was really nice,ollie (ben afflect) is just super nice, and yeah im talking about loyalty (imagine...7 yrs w/o sex?! haha jus foolin') and jlo is priti too, and her daughter is pretty cute! liv tyler there is pretty cute too! hehe :)


im planin to watch shrek2 as well, and i can't wait harry potter 3 either. :D

Fantansia jus won the american idol. wohoo.. she deserves it. :p
whew..well i gez thats it for today, what a muvie day! till next update. hahah :P